Funny Frog Riding Turtle Tote Bag | On My Way to Get My Shit Together Canvas Tote | Cute Gift for Best Friend | Reusable Eco Bag

🐢 slow progress, but make it aesthetic ✨

Some days you’re sprinting through life; other days, you’re a frog hitching a ride on a turtle just trying to get it together.
This “On My Way to Get My Shit Together” Canvas Tote Bag is your new emotional-support accessory — roomy, durable, and laugh-out-loud funny.

Whether you’re running late to yoga, hauling groceries, or avoiding responsibilities in style, this tote gets it.

💕 FEATURES

• 100% heavy-duty cotton canvas – thick, sturdy, and eco-friendly
• Size: 15″ × 16″ with 20″ handles (fits laptop, water bottle, snacks, and existential dread)
• Professionally printed design – bold color and crisp details
• Reusable + washable (because we try to get our shit together sustainably)
• Handmade and pressed in Richmond, VA by Sweet Pumpkin Designs VA

🎁 MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT

💌 Funny gift for your best friend, sister, or coworker who’s doing their best
💌 Great for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, back-to-school, or “just because”
💌 Pairs perfectly with coffee, chaos, and self-care energy
💌 Affordable, useful, and instantly relatable — the holy trinity of gift-giving

🌎 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• Fits everything from planners to snacks to emotional baggage

• Lightweight yet sturdy – perfect for errands, work, or therapy sessions 😅

• Replaces boring plastic bags with something that actually sparks joy

• Every tote is printed and packed by a one-woman shop that runs on caffeine, glitter, and pure determination

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Spot clean or machine wash cold • Hang dry • Do not iron directly on design

🚚 SHIPPING + PROCESSING

• Made-to-order in Richmond, VA 🩷
• Processing: 3–5 business days
• Ships USPS Ground Advantage or Priority
• Local pickup available for VA customers