Funny Cat Sweatshirt – “The Only Squat I’m Doing Is Diddly Squat”

If you’ve ever considered going to the gym but instead found yourself horizontal on the couch scrolling TikTok with a cat sitting on your chest… congratulations — this sweatshirt gets you.

This hilarious “The Only Squat I’m Doing Is Diddly Squat” cat sweatshirt is the perfect mix of sarcasm, comfort, and chaotic cat-parent energy. Whether you used to work out, pretend you’re going to, or proudly identify as allergic to exercise, this crewneck is about to be your new everyday uniform.

😹 Perfect for errands
😹 Perfect for couch potato life
😹 Perfect for letting everyone know your gym membership is cancelled… emotionally and physically

Why You’ll Love It

• Super soft fleece interior — like being hugged by a lazy cat
• Unisex fit that works for everyone (size up for that oversized “I don’t run” vibe)
• Crisp, professionally printed design that won’t crack or fade
• Guaranteed to make someone laugh — even if it’s just you in the mirror

Where to Wear It

• School pickup line
• Gym (ironically)
• Target runs
• Book club
• Lazy weekends
• Anywhere you don’t plan to break a sweat

Add to cart, Bestie — because the only thing we’re lifting today is snacks and emotional support cats. 😼💁‍♀️✨

Sizing

This sweatshirt is unisex.
• True-to-size for a relaxed everyday fit
• Size up 1–2 sizes for oversized, leggings-approved coziness
• When in doubt: measure a fave sweatshirt and compare 📏

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly over design

Shipping & Processing

Each sweatshirt is made individually with care.
• Processing time: 5–10 business days
• Shipping: USPS or UPS with tracking

💌 About Sweet Pumpkin Designs:

We’re a mom-owned small shop based in Richmond, VA creating cozy, high-quality sweatshirts for every season. Each piece is made with love, packed with care, and sprinkled with a little bit of Christmas magic.